Super Bowl 2004: Silly or Boring?

If you watched the Super Bowl, you know that Janet Jackson revealed one of two things. She revealed how silly and paranoid otherwise normal human beings can achieve. Unfortunately, did not reveal how we have become bored with the run-of-the-mill celebrity nudity. He revealed both, like most celebrities, who probably would have closed yawning.Let 's deal. There are 6,517 celebrities, according to the Celebrity Census Bureau, the official application of the "celebrity accounting method" ones. Of, 86.5 * are "revolting", always with the BCC "celebrity accounting method", so that nobody really wants them to pay attention to the finest remaining celebrities details.Of 6,430.5, 3,729.5 * are male, with no particular method of accounting. Who cares if you flash the front bumper? Of the remaining 2.701, 2100 pose in their birthday suits often, usually after the plastic surgeon makes a regularly scheduled emergency house call.Of the remaining 601, only 79 are still wearing their birthday suits in public, leading to rumors an insistent undercover plot.In February 2004, the plot was discovered. The exposure of Janet Jackson became the all-time high in Internet search - surpassing even the September 11 attack against America. Even Osama's sinister terrorists could not banish Americans to cyberspace as effectively as Janet Jackson, who apparently has found a way to avoid pop-ups blockers.Fortunately, nobody died from Janet Jackson stunt. If only we could convince Osama to adopt the "method of Janet Jackson" in the future, we would all be much more safer.Which brings me to the point of this article: What is the problem? Celebrity # 2623 reveals that she is almost as feminine as his brother. Big whoop-dee-do.The Grammy Award organizers imposed a ten-second audio delay to other celebrities from preventable So seek publicity. What? Is not that what celebrities do? It is not that their contribution to society? Garbage collectors collect garbage so as not die of disease. Farmers produce food to avoid starvation. Celebrities seek publicity so we do boredom.Maybe just me, but I did not know that the body has had a track.If audio institute have a ten-second audio delay, they should at least make it interesting. I say add a delay of 30 seconds video, too. And why not make it really interesting? I am a big fan of audience participation. Why not ask the public for one minute applause delay? Of course there, "children" was the cry around predictable. That protest did not extend to advertising. As to the male potency drug. Or the one with swearing.This children who have a column in the family, I can not even blame the commercials, which is more frustrating torture humor columnist can endure. Aaaarrrgh! And one noticed what repugnant violence slid around the advertising? Football. - Where half the players in each team there only for hitting in the middle of the opposing team. They do not even have to touch the ball. They are strictly there to maintain the required proportion of violence. No there.And protest with regard to the streaker? Have you noticed the security guards chasing him out on the field that everyone could get a good look at her birthday suit Sun? Why did not they chase him in the opposite direction? They accept a little payola '? Who is investigating them? Where is the outcry? When Janet Jackson showed how deep cleavage is carried out, where were the security guards? A conspiracy, perhaps? More payola? Or maybe they knew the difference between Full Frontal (and backal and Sidal) nudity on the one hand, and "children" just a little 'tease each other? If you worry, why not have your kids decontaminated? Turn on a beautiful station to greet whose entire existence is devoted to the service of young Americans. MTV Michael Jackson * [EXTRACT] If you watched the Super Bowl, you know that Janet Jackson revealed one of two things. She revealed how silly and paranoid otherwise normal people to convince. Unfortunately, do not tell us how we should be bored with run-of-the-mill celebrity nudity. He revealed both, like most celebrities, we probably would still yawning.Let 's deal. There are celebrities 6517, according to the Celebrity Census Bureau, the application of the official "Star method of accounting." Of these, 86.5 * "outrageous" are back with "celebrity accounting method" CCB, so no one really wants to pay attention to their details.Of finest celebrities, the remaining 6,430.5 3,729.5 * are male, with no any particular method of accounting. Who cares if they flash their front bumper? Of the remaining 2701, 2100, posing in their birthday suits often, especially for his plastic surgeon to regularly scheduled emergency house call.Of makes the remaining 601, only 79 are still wearing their birthday suits in public, leading to persistent rumors of an undercover plot.In-February 2004, discovered the plot. Janet Jackson's exposure was all-time top Internet search - surpassing even the September 11th attack on America. Even Osama's sinister terrorists could not banish Americans to flee in cyberspace as effectively as Janet Jackson, who apparently has found a way to pop-up blockers.Fortunately, nobody died from Janet Jackson stunt. If only we could convince Osama to adopt the "Janet Jackson" method in the future, we would all be very safer.Which brings me to the point of this article: What is the problem? Celebrity # 2623 reveals that it is almost as feminine as his brother. Big Whoop-Dee-do.The Grammy Award organizers imposed a ten-second audio delay for other celebrities also to avoid disclosure. What? Is not that what celebrities do? It is not that their contribution to society? Garbage collectors collect garbage so as not die not from disease. Farmers produce food in order not to die of hunger. Prominent seek publicity, so that one can not die of boredom.Maybe just me, but I did not know that the body part that had an audio track.If institute a ten-second audio delay, you should at least make interesting. I say, add a delay of 30 seconds, the video also. And because it is really interesting? I am a big fan of audience participation. Why not ask the public for one minute applause delay? Of course there was the predictable cries of "children". The cries against expanding spots. With regard to the male potency drug. Or as a family with children swearing.This column, I can not even get to those points, which is the frustrating it can withstand torture a humor columnist. Aaaarrrgh! And somebody has evidence that the repulsive force, who slipped around the advertising? Football. - Where half the players on each team, there are only half the players bash the other team. They are not allowed to touch the ball once. They are strictly there to maintain the required rate of violent consent. No there.And protest with regard to the runner? Have you noticed the security guards behind him on the field, so that everyone could get a good look at her birthday suit? Why did not they chase him in the opposite direction? Do not accept a bit 'of corruption? If you are exploring? Where is the outrage? When Janet Jackson showed how deep neckline, where security officers are running? A conspiracy, perhaps? Other bribes? Or you knew the difference between full-frontal (and backal and Sidal) nudity on one side and a bit 'of sarcasm the other? If you care about "the children", why not get your kids decontaminated? Turn on a beautiful, healthy station whose entire existence is devoted to the service of young Americans. * Michael Jackson MTV